Anti-Ball Crushing Pants Are A Thing Now, For The Well Endowed
Is trouser-chaffing really such a big deal among well-endowed men?
We had no idea!
The Anti-Ball Crushers in action [Lululemon]
But apparently downstairs discomfort is enough of an issue for one popular fitness and lifestyle brand to have sought out a solution.
Lululemon have invented the "ABC Pant", by which the brand refers to their Anti-Ball Crushing pants.
These items, available to buy now, have been designed with a "wide-panel gusset."
They don't look THAT roomy. [Lululemon]
In other words, the bit that rests between your legs, cupping the "family jewels" has been made larger, to accommodate a more generous package, so to speak.
The trousers are also made of "sweat-wicking" fabric with a four-way stretch.
So not only can you bend and lunge, but for those of a clammy disposition, your sweat will be siphoned off your body and efficiently evaporated.
Just imagine all that nervous first-date snakeboarding you'll be able to do?!
At $350, these are no Primark polyester, but despite the rather hefty price tag, boys seem to be going nuts over these ball-protecting bottoms.
All but a few sizes are sold out already!
And reviews have been pretty impressive: one reviewer informed Lululemon that they "definitely reduced ball crushing," so that's great...
These aren't the only trousers that the brand has designed with a spacious crotch focus.
The "Anti-Gravity Pants" have a "panel between the legs [that] intentionally moves seams away from special cargo."
Anti-gravity pants with the generous crotch [Lululemon]
So, basically it seems that all Lululemon customers are generously proportioned below the waist - perhaps they should just consider wearing skirts?
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What do you think - do you need a more generous gusset? Let us know in the comments!