70 Best Instagram Captions for Your Most Savage Selfies

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Photo credit: Courtney Chavez
Photo credit: Courtney Chavez

When you take a fierce selfie that needs to find its place on your Insta feed, you know you need a real good caption to go with the pic. Even if it's just a quarantined photo shoot in your bedroom, you deserve a caption that emulates your spicy energy.

Some of our favorite movies, TV shows, and iconic celebs can offer up the best quotes for those days where you just need to be a savage. Looking for a song lyric that's on point? We've got you. Need a prom caption that will slay? Consider it covered. Wanna be a little salty when it comes to your beach pics? Look. No. Further. Here are tons of Instagram captions when you want the world to know that you're a savage legend.

General Savage Instagram Captions

  • I'm none of your business.

  • I like me more than pizza.

  • Just like the alphabet, I come before U.

  • Too glam to give a damn.

  • Karma’s just sharpening her nails and finishing her drink. She’ll be with you shortly.

  • I'm everything you want but can't have.

  • Catch flights, not feelings.

  • Humble with just a hint of Kanye.

  • Sometimes you gotta be a beauty and a beast.

  • My mascara is too expensive to cry over stupid boys like you.

  • Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness.

  • Proof that I can do selfies better than you.

  • Make them stop and stare.

  • 50% Savage, 50% Sweetheart.

  • I'm the girl Harry Styles daydreams about.

  • I’m not always sarcastic — sometimes I’m sleeping.

  • Just wing it. Life, eyeliner, everything.

  • I’ve always loved the idea of not being what people expect me to be.

Savage Celebrity Quote Captions

  • I refuse to be put in a box. — Jennifer Lopez

  • When in doubt, freak ‘em out. — Sharon Needles

  • You're not going to tell me who I am. — Nicki Minaj

  • I've always been famous, it's just no one knew it yet. — Lady Gaga

  • If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun. — Katharine Hepburn

  • I'm too busy writing history to read it. — Kanye West

  • I don't need your situation. — Jordyn Woods

  • When there are so many haters and negative things, I really don’t care. — Kim Kardashian

  • I embrace mistakes, they make you who you are. — Beyoncé

  • Just because I'm sassy and have a mouth on me doesn't mean I'm coming from a negative place. — Kesha

  • Don't get bitter, get better. — Alyssa Edwards

  • I’m gracing you with my presence. — Kourtney Kardashian

Savage Music Quote Captions

  • "Baby, just don’t give a damn." — BTS, 'Love Maze'

  • "I drop a picture, now these b*tches feel attacked." — Megan Thee Stallion, 'Savage'

  • "I’m permanent. You can’t erase me." – Shawn Mendes, 'Aftertaste'

  • "No, I’m not a snack at all. Look, baby, I’m the whole damn meal. — Lizzo, 'Juice'

  • "I never trust a narcissist, but they love me." — Taylor Swift, 'I Did Something Bad'

  • "You’re italic, I’m in bold." — Billie Eilish, 'Copycat'

  • "Break up with your girlfriend, yeah, yeah, 'cause I'm bored." — Ariana Grande, 'Break Up with your Girlfriend, I'm Bored'

  • "Bein' so bad got me feelin' so good." — Demi Lovato, 'Sorry Not Sorry'

  • "I wear my crown, show it off, go on, girl." — Kelly Rowland, 'Crown'

  • "Take my number down, I just might hit you." — Lauren Jauregui, 'More Than This'

  • "They can't leave us hangin', no, no, not no more, best believe." — Logic, 'Keanu Reeves'

  • "I get what I want, like it or not." — Charli XCX, 'Femmebot (feat. Dorian Electra and Mykki Blanco)'

  • "I'm a boss and I shine like gloss." — Doja Cat, 'Boss Bitch'

  • "They say good things come to those who wait, so imma be at least an hour late." — Kanye West, 'Start It Up'

  • "Thanks for the memories, even though they weren’t so great." — Fall Out Boy, 'Thnks Fr Th Mmrs'

  • "You're a million miles too close." — Jonas Brothers, 'You Just Don't Know It Yet'

  • "You're way too short to get on this ride." — Shawn Mendes, 'Show You'

  • "Darling, I’m a nightmare dressed like a daydream." — Taylor Swift, 'Blank Space'

  • "Let me blow your mind." — Eve, 'Let Me Blow Ya Mind (feat. Gwen Stefani)'

  • "When all is said and done, you'll believe God is a woman." — Ariana Grande, 'God is a Woman'

  • "I’m throwin' shade like it’s sunny." — Nicki Minaj, 'Want Some More'

  • "If I was you, I'd wanna be me too." — Meghan Trainor, 'Me Too'

  • "I’ve got thick skin and an elastic heart." — Sia, 'Elastic Heart'

  • "Know yourself, know your worth." — Drake, '0 to 100'

  • "Didn’t they tell you I was a savage?" — Rihanna, 'Needed Me'

Savage Movie Quote Captions

  • "A queen is never late. Everyone else is simply early." — Queen Clarisse Renaldi, The Princess Diaries

  • "Sweets, you couldn't ignore me if you tried." — John Bender, Breakfast Club

  • "I'm sorry that good-looking people like us made you throw up and feel bad about yourself." — Derek Zoolander, Zoolander

  • "I’m sorry that people are so jealous of me…but I can’t help it that I’m so popular." — Gretchen Wieners, Mean Girls

  • "Ugh, as if!" — Cher Horowitz, Clueless

  • "What, like it’s hard?" — Elle Woods, Legally Blonde

  • "You can’t sit with us!" — Gretchen Wieners, Mean Girls

Savage TV Show Quote Captions

  • "If they want to be a problem, they'll have to answer to me." — Garnet, Steven Universe

  • "I just figured if I’m going to be a mess - might as well be a hot mess, right?" — Mindy Lahiri, The Mindy Project

  • "Sometimes I wish I could be you, so I could be friends with me!" — Angelica, Rugrats

  • "Listen up, fives, a ten is speaking!" — Jenna, 30 Rock

  • "You can’t make people love you, but you can make them fear you." — Blair Waldorf, Gossip Girl

  • "That's for me to know and for you to dot dot dot." — Damon Salvatore, The Vampire Diaries

  • "It's about time. Where's my throne?" — Hannah Marin, Pretty Little Liars

  • "It is so weird being my own role model." — Mindy Lahiri, The Mindy Project

  • "You wanted fire? Sorry, my specialty is ice." — Veronica Lodge, Riverdale

  • 6"Look, I don't mean to be a b*tch...well, actually I do." — Santana Lopez, Glee

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