Ikea monkey’s ‘human mom’ in court to get Darwin back

Matt Coutts
Daily BrewDecember 20, 2012

That funky monkey found wearing a fancy shearling coat and gallivanting about a Toronto Ikea parking lot has indeed captivated an adoring public, some of whom gathered on Wednesday to demand his release from a primate sanctuary.

Darwin, as he is known, has been declared by the Guardian as the most fashionable pet of the year, beating cats owned by fashion designers and Kim Kardashian. He has inspired tattoos, Internet memes and a few of my own half-written ballads.

But now the circus is over. The legal wrangling can begin.

The Canadian Press reports that Yasmin Nakhuda — self-described as Darwin’s “human mother” — will appear in court on Thursday to ask for her monkey back. She will argue that the city’s animal services department had no right to take custody of Darwin.

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Nakhuda signed over ownership of Darwin after he was recovered from the Ikea parking lot earlier this month. But she claims she did so under the threat of criminal charges.

Toronto bylaws prohibit keeping macaque monkeys as pets in the city. But Nakhuda says she is ready to leave the city if it means being reunited with Darwin.

Story Book Farm Primate Sanctuary, where Darwin is currently being held, will argue in court that wild animals, unlike domestic, are owned by the person who possesses them, according to the Press.

If that is the case, why would Animal Services have needed Nakhuda to sign away ownership in the first place?

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Nakhuda told a gathering of supporters on Wednesday, according to the National Post:

Darwin belongs to me. He was not an animal in distress. He did not need to be rescued. The sanctuary says they are there to protect animals, to prevent them living in fear. Darwin was not living in fear. Darwin was a very happy little monkey.

It is a complicated legal affair that centres on the fact that Nakhuda wasn’t allowed to own a monkey in Toronto, but did anyway. And somehow that monkey escaped. That the tiny monkey, adorable on its worst day, was dressed in a dapper coat and galvanized a meme-mad society doesn’t change that fact.

In the court of public opinion, tiny monkeys in shearling coats belong with their human mothers. Every time. In an actual court, that remains to be seen.